We’ve had movies filmed in Spokane, but this is not what this blog entry is about. Last week I brought you recent publications that mention the City of Spokane. Here’s a list of films that mention Spokane. I had to use Subzin for my quote search because IMDB only had three selections defined as the most popular. Subzin apparently searches movie subtitles.
Common Themes: Travel. Again.
Blue State (2007)
Director: Marshall Lewy
Starring: Breckin Meyer & Anna Paquin
“No, the hair, the whole thing was just for this trip and I was never a gym teacher. That’s what my dad does. Just drive me back to Spokane, and I’ll take the bus home or something. This was a stupid idea, anyway.”
Knockaround Guys (2001)
Directors: Brian Koppelman & David Levien
Starring: Barry Pepper & Andy Davoli
“Listen, I got us an opportunity, Marbles. You need to fIy to Spokane. FeIts FieId. There’ll be a guy there named Georgie Yarkus. He’ll hand you a bat. Don’t look in the bag.”
Little Nikita (1988)
Director: Richard Benjamin
Starring: Sidney Poitier & River Phoenix
“Richard and Elizabeth Grant entered this country through Canada. Took their lDs off headstones in the Spokane Cemetery. Three years later you were born. Wanna see your birth certificate?”
Shoot to Kill (1988)
Director: Roger Spottiswoode
Starring: Sidney Poitier & Tom Berenger
“Book me on the next flight to Spokane. And while I’m in the air, figure out a way to get me to Bishop’s Falls.”
Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice (2002)
Director: Steve Boyum
Starring: Stephen Baldwin & Jessica Steen
“(woman) Something tragic happened today at the celebrity auction in Spokane.”
The Changeling (1980)
Director: Peter Medak
Starring: George C. Scott & Trish Van Devere
“I want you to radio back to police headquarters… Captain DeWitt. Ask him to call me in Spokane – this number.”
White Men Can’t Jump (1992)
Director: Ron Shelton
Starring: Wesley Snipes & Woody Harrelson
“This is Jeopardy! Entering the studio are our contestants: an English teacher from Spokane, Washington, Dr. Leonard Allen.”
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
Director: Joe Johnston
Starring: Chris Evans & Hayley Atwell
“Carry the flag shore to shore for America, from Hoboken to Spokane, the Star Spangled Man with a Plan!”
This mention is featured in the USO song, “The Star Spangled Man with a Plan”.
Fast Company (1979)
Director: David Cronenberg
Starring: William Smith & Claudia Jennings
“Oh, I don’t know. I’m on the road somewhere, on my way to Spokane.”
Director: Sidney Lumet
Starring: Faye Dunaway & William Holden
“I’ve got a guru from Spokane and two more hell fires who see visions of the Virgin Mary.”
Did anyone ever stop to think what kind of guru she was talking about?
Director: Franco Amurri
Starring: Dennis Hopper & Kiefer Sutherland
“You want to know why, Mr. Walker? Because from here to Spokane, you and I are joined at the hip. You do what I say when I say it. You don’t even take a piss without me watching. If you try to escape, I’m authorized to stop you any way I see fit. Do I make myself clear?”
Smoke Signals (1998)
Director: Chris Eyre
Starring: Adam Beach & Evan Adams
“I had this dream, you know? And this dream told me to go to Spokane to stand by the falls. You know those ones by the Y.M.C.A. So I walked there.”
Don’t tell these guys that the YMCA is no longer next to the falls.
On Friday morning I was walking with Frank Zafiro, a Spokane author, about the locations that inspired moments in his books. We arrived at the Post Street Bridge to talk about its use in Beneath a Weeping Sky. I looked over the edge, down toward the Spokane river and that’s when I saw a bike sticking out of the water.
My inner photographer screamed out to take a photo, so I did. I brought it back to the station where I wrote a light-hearted “moment” about how, why and when it got there. I even contemplated its future. At the end of the 5 p.m. newscast, to keep the conversation going, I posted it on Facebook.
And oh, the conversation continue.
Apparently, there are some people in this world that do not enjoy a casual moment on Facebook. There were some who appreciated the humor and savored the story for what it was, just a light-hearted piece. Others thought it was not newsworthy. They’re right. It was not. Does that mean we can’t post locally relevant photo driven stories? What about all those sunsets and sunrises that viewers and readers go nuts over? I’d think those go in the same category.
One person hated it so much they recommended we make up the news because the “meth heads won’t know the difference”.
Other readers were quick to present the opposite opinion. One reader said it reminded her of home in Amsterdam, the bike-in-the-canal capital of the world.
Some wondered if it was their own bike. Some said that an effort should be made to rescue it. Some said it was better than hearing about war and death.
This begs the question, what do viewers and readers really want to hear? They’re quick to offer comment about a story they don’t like, but when there is real good happening they ignore it. They’d rather be aghast then proud.
It’s the nature of the beast.
I’m procrastinating going to the gym so of course I’m searching for references of “Spokane” in recent publications on Google Books. It’s more than you think. I searched for 21st Century publications with the keyword of Spokane and I’ve found 66,700 results. It’s 2:05 p.m. and I figure I can delay another hour by picking out the more interesting selections and curating them here.
Common themes you’ll find. Traveling. Typically traveling from or through Spokane. Mike says, “Sweetie, Spokane is not a destination.”
The Little Shadows
“East had tried to find Mayhew when they hit Spokane, but apparently he had no stayed in the city more than a month before he’d lit out for parts south with a dancer called Estella, or Elvira, and even in the small pond of vaudeville, nobody had heard of him since.”
Who doesn’t want to leave Spokane with a vaudeville dancer?
Border Junkies: Addiction and Survival on the Streets of Juárez and El Paso
Scott Comar, Howard Campbell
“…Joe told me that he had a road trip planned and that he intended to bring me along. He also mentioned taking an old road hand named Ronnie. The trip involved an airline flight to Spokane, Washington, where we would pick up a tractor-trailer, drive it to Montana, load it full of household goods, and drive it to Texas.”
When they say household goods, I’m pretty sure that means residential burglary.
Lean on Pete: A Novel
“I’m not sure why he wanted to leave Spokane. I told him I didn’t want to go, I begged him that I didn’t want to go, but he said he’d rather go to prison and get the shit kicked out of him every day than spend any more time in a dump like Spokane.”
If only I had a nickel every time I heard that said about Spokane.
FDR, Dewey and the Election of 1944
David M. Jordan
“When he met the press in Spokane, Dewey’s major theme was that Roosevelt and the New Deal had neglected the West. He said he was pledged to its “limitless development” and promised to appoint a cabinet member from the West.”
I wonder what news outlet he said that to.
I’ll Get By: The Best of Harry Marlin, Volume 1
“I have never lived in Spokane, but I assume that the temperature was not a problem. I have been told that it is possible to leave a quart of Blue Bell ice cream on the coffee table for days there, and it never melts. It may get wet, but it doesn’t melt.”
Not this season.
“Nettleton moved in 1883 to Spokane, Washington (where he fell to his death from a railroad bridge under rather mysterious circumstances in 1905)…”
Keyword: Mysterious Circumstances
Driving Home: An American Journey
“Spokane, on the hinge between the plain and the Rocky Mountains, was a dense five-minute metropolis, and it was already gone before I made up my mind to stop for it.”
I repeat: If only I had a nickel every time I heard that said about Spokane.
A Montana Homecoming
“He’d been there, wearing his jeans and that ridiculous Experience Spokane! t-shirt she’d found in the gift shop for him. Except, the shirt hadn’t looked at all ridiculous with the way it clung to his broad shoulders.”
No joke. This is a romance novel about a choir.
Rebels in Paradise: The Los Angeles Art Scene and the 1960s
“I used to sit in the barn and milk the cows and look out through the barn doors and see the aura of the lights above Spokane, which was some forty miles distant, and know that people were not milking cows in Spokane.”
But they’re raising chickens!
Il gusto segreto del cioccolato amaro
Kevin A. Milne
“Il parente piu vicino di Tim e la madre, una donna di nome Lucy McDonald. Vive dall’altra parte dello Stato, vicino al confine con l’Idaho, in un sobborgo di Spokane che si chiama Millwood. Qui c’e l’indirizzo.”
Here’s an idea for a local blog that has not been capitalized on — “The Marmot Chronicles: The Adventures and Discoveries with Spokane’s Most Interesting Mammal.”
Okay, maybe that title was slightly altered from Scientific American’s new blog: Octopus Chronicles: Adventures and Discoveries with the Planet’s Smartest Cephalopods. It’s a good idea, right?
Imagine an online venture discussing nothing but Spokane marmots. They’re practically our mascot. All we need is an “expert”, a field observer and a critic to make it happen. Somebody do it!
I’ll retweet the hell out of that.
Marmots in Space: Marmot is the official mascot of NASA’s ARCADE project. True story.
The secret to a Sunday afternoon? Poutine. Don’t worry if you’re no where close to Canada or Minnesota or Wisconsin. There are ways in Spokane to bring the northern favsies to your kitchen and finally — to your belly. Here at the Hensley-Tigas household, we honor our northern neighbors and their American step-children every week.
When the snow covers the sidewalks and you’re home bound with nowhere to go, it seems like your only option is poutine. Listen to your gut instinct. It’s right.
Stock up! Some of these ingredients to a delightful Sunday afternoon are in high demand.
Here’s the Hensley-Tigas method for a Sunday afternoon. Cats not included:
We go with the Yukon Gold variety of frozen french fries. They’re available at any major grocery store with an organic/all-natural frozen section. We use a bag and a quarter just to satisfy our afternoon cravings for two. We won’t eat again until Walking Dead.
Thank god for Trader Joe’s. Without it, we would be missing two core ingredients. We go with the pre-made turkey gravy. It’s easy to prepare. We heat half the box on the stove to pour over the plate of fries.
Poutine is not poutine unless you have cheese curds. With our luck, we’ve only found curds at the Rocket Market. The kicker? The Market only orders curds in packets of three. We’ve bought them all. Call them and ask them to order more cheese curds. Maybe they’ll order more if the demand is there. Not going to lie, they’re expensive.
You need a good beer with Poutine. For four dollars, you can pick up a decent six-pack of ‘Simpler Times Lager” from Trader Joe’s. In a can. Of course it’s in a can. They’re $0.66 each. That’s cheaper than PBR. I think. And it’s decent! 6.2 percent alcohol by volume and we’re having a great Sunday afternoon. Produced in Monroe, Wisconsin. Simpler Times Brewing Co. is actually Minhas Craft Brewery. We see through your lies, Trader Joe’s!
Where were you when the snow began to fall? Some quickly made it indoors while others practically ran outside to photograph #Snowkane‘s first “winter storm” of the season. It wasn’t incredibly interesting weather experience. The real moments of the evening happened on Twitter where award-winning weather coverage hash-tagged away.
I put out a call for photos before I exited the station on Wednesday evening. I knew there could be an epic amount of snow picture coverage the following morning.
I was surprised to find one submission from a “Sally Soccer”. That’s interesting, right? The email address revealed: firstname.lastname@example.org.
I’ve been emailed by the infamous Soccermom Susie who wants to share her epic weather pics. However, I think she sent me a picture from #Snowpocalypse 2009 because I don’t think we’ve had this much snow quite yet.
Anywho. Susie says she has her “trail cam” ready for “funny happening”. Apparently this is the wheel chair ramp belonging to the “dorky kid next door”.
Last week she stated she’d be using the ramp as a drawbridge for the moat she may dig to protect her home from Spokane’s 99%. I suggested she fill the moat with shark/marmot hybrids. She thought it was a good idea.
@blushresponse Good idea. I will use the wheelchair ramp from next door for a drawbridge. But it’ll cost millions to fill the moat. VERNER!”
In the meantime, if you snap a sweet photo of “weather” — in the making, send it to email@example.com.
Twitter: Follow @Soccermom_Susie, the hottest cougar the Tea Party has to offer.