Canadians Strike Again
First of all, I’m not suggesting the act of vandalism is funny. I’m merely suggesting the human mind and its interpretation of unfolding events is hilarious.
I reported earlier today that South Hill resident, Jasmine Kemp, found this unfortunate vandalism in Manito Park during her afternoon walk. Apparently somebody doesn’t appreciate a sign that talks about the park’s population of ducks.
We’re not sure who is responsible for this heinous act against humanity, but some Facebook commenters on KXLY have a good idea.
Kraig writes: “Canadians.”
Another Facebook user isn’t fond of his Canadian accusation being a Canadian himself.
Kraig clarifies his earlier statement by writing: “Canadian geese.”
If what we just witnessed is true… Friends, we may have just uncovered the greatest conspiracy ever unraveled in Spokane’s history.
I’ll be in my bunker in case goose steps come marching my way.