I Wish I Had An Internet Uplink!
is absolutely right. Discover the truth here.
“Jesus Fucking Ninja Christ. You’re either at work and bored or you’re stalking me… or you have an internet uplink to your brain like some primitive version of the borg. I think the third is more plausible.”
EDIT:
“This is like looking at the photo album of a friend who keeps it so up-to-date that the next page you flip to is full of pictures of you staring at the album.”
EDIT #2:
“Will it ever end?” It will never end.




You blag is rapidly turning into surrealist humour.
quadhome
July 7, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Who is the ISP for your uplink and will they be expanding to Canada any time soon?
greenstik
July 7, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I dislike the concept of Nicole’s new reality series. The moment I see a camera crew anywhere near my house I’m going after them with a garden hose.
And then I’m going straight for all your blogs, Nicole.
shipwight
July 7, 2007 at 7:34 pm
FRIEND ME! =P
cheers!
japerry
July 7, 2007 at 11:09 pm
cheers!
blush_response
July 7, 2007 at 11:48 pm
You’ll spray my blogs with a garden hose?
blush_response
July 8, 2007 at 9:37 am
….
*shys away* i don’t get what you’re talking about…
blush_response
July 8, 2007 at 9:38 am
Was it only this entry or were there previous indications?
blush_response
July 8, 2007 at 9:38 am
And more, if you’re not careful
shipwight
July 8, 2007 at 10:34 am
The internet uplink to your brain that this whole post was about.
greenstik
July 8, 2007 at 11:38 am
wheee
i guess i could assimilate you if you would like an internet uplink as well?
blush_response
July 8, 2007 at 12:16 pm